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Wed, 4 Jul ’12

Angry Birds’ Independence Day: All Hail the Mighty Eagle

America. Angry Birds. It’s a beautiful friendship

This Independence Day, many of us will celebrate by launching multicolored projectiles into the sky to see them explode, char some sweetly tenderized pig meat and remember all the times a powerful eagle saved the day. That’s right, we’ll be playing Angry Birds. Because even though they were created overseas by Rovio, the Birds have a lot in common with the good old USA. They like to travel fast, celebrate holidays and race-car drivers, righteously open a can of whupass on thieves who steal their stuff, and be both noisy and awesome while doing all of the above. We’re going to be awesome to you by giving you the chance to win an Angry Birds prize package today; celebrate freedom of choice by grabbing your extra chances on our Facebook, Twitter, and Google + pages.

To get us into the summer spirit, Rovio recently added “Piglantis” to Angry Birds Seasons 2012 and with it, a whole new obstacle/fun factor: water! The pigs now have floating fortresses, and the birds will have to account for nautical physics and vectors if they wish to truly become waterfowl and knock the porcines in the drink. Marinated carnitas always was one of our favorite Fourth of July barbecue meals.

Like the document says, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Our pursuit of happiness lies in chasing down pigs and giving our eggs their freedom back. Yours could involve winning our prize package, after bolstering your entry with extra shots at our Facebook, Twitter, and Google + pages. Then making bacon. Mmm, delicious bacon.