Toys that Make You Say “WoW”

Figures from Azeroth pack the best names on Earth

You might snatch up the next batch of World of Warcraft figurines because you’re obsessed with the game. You might snatch up the next batch of World of Warcraft figurines because they’re intricately sculpted and beautifully painted. Or you might just snatch up the next batch of World of Warcraft figurines because, once again, they boast the best names ever affixed to pieces of plastic.

When you check out the newest set of releases—that would be Series 7 and Premium Series 3, for those scoring at home—you’ll find such ridiculously awesome monikers as: Garm Whitefang, Judge Malthred, Taz’Dingo and Garrosh Hellscream.

The figurines don’t ship until October, but you might want to preorder now considering they have a tendency to sell out.

In the meantime, designers are no doubt working on the next batch of WoW releases. To that end, GeekChicDaily would like to humbly suggest some names for future WoW characters: Gygax Fleshpuddle, Maceknuckle Swordfist, Lycos Googlebing, Vlad Vlad Vladelstein, Judge Reinhold, Raistlin Hateguzzler, Gordita Crunchwrap, Didgeri’doo, Houndstooth Fabricsample and/or Princess Stabkill.

So there you go, Blizzard Entertainment. No need to thank us. Getting to hold a Lycos Googlebing figurine is all the thanks we’ll need.

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