Giant Gift Guide Giveaway: Score Cyber-Monday Swag!

We’re your not-so-secret Santa, and getting on our list is easy.

Unlike the fat guy in the red suit – and we mean Santa Claus, not this fellow – we don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice. This ain’t the Borg cube, so we don’t think everybody should be the same. Except for one thing: we do think you all deserve the same chance to win our massive holiday prize package, featuring the hottest items from our gift guides (did you miss ’em? Check them out here, here and here). Enter this contest to stuff your stocking silly, then jingle your bells over to our Facebook and Twitter pages where we gift you with bonus entries. Enter by Dec 20, 2011; there may be 12 days of Christmas, but there’s only a month long window to win.

With a value of over $1000, this humongous haul has pretty much everything you need to become the ultimate holiday hero: We have a lightsaber. A TARDIS. A pet Mogwai. An Eternian fighter plane. A smuggler frozen in Carbonite. The complete origin of a superhero. More superheroes. DVDs and more. Head over to our contest page for the full breakdown and be glad that you don’t have to brave the Sarlacc pit to acquire this bounty.

Who need trips to the mall, with all the overcrowding, the shoving and the parking problems? Park your butt on our contest page to grab more goodies than you’ll find in any chain store, then make your way with a minimum of shoving to our Facebook and Twitter for extra entries. Because whatever holiday you celebrate, it’s gonna go better with free stuff.

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